Category Archives: Jokes/Puns

Jerry Seinfield – empiricist

Let me ask you something–if someone’s lying, are their pants really on fire?

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Emo Philips on Philip Glass

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.   GlassPages

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